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Cloudflare rolled out Clef-omni on October 9, putting a new 30-billion-parameter model on Workers AI that does something most AI launches don't: it refuses to chat. Clef-omni is a decision model — it reads text, JSON, images, audio, and video in a single request and answers with calibrated probabilities over a schema of typed questions you define, with no prose and no output parsing.

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The most senior Democrat on the Senate's tech committee wants frontier AI regulated the way airlines are: mandatory standards, independent audits, and no takeoff until the inspection passes.

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The federal government no longer says "artificial intelligence." It says "Super Intelligence" — capital S, capital I — and President Trump would like you to know he is serious about the rebrand.

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